a Beer, a Whine and The Spirit

Okay, so I sang SO many words wrong in this one. This song was on a mixed tape of my Mum's that I memorised as an 8-year-old. Firstly, I didn't even know what a Centrefold was - I thought it was some sort of centipede.

Centrefold - Status Quo

Does she walk? Does she talk?
Does she call the police? (Does she come complete?)

Slipped me notes under the desk
Flowers flicking about her dress (While I was thinkin' about her dress)

I was shakin' in my shoes
Bless those blasted betty-boos (Whenever she flashed those baby-blues)

Consealed in that negligee (Too see her in that negligee)
Still it's just too much (Is really just too much)


So yeah. Only found out the real lyrics when I looked them up just now. Hubs finds it rather amusing.

Posted by Renae at 11:37 AM Comments